You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if...
I Think You Qualify
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't HUMOR, it's the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If
you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with
great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and
you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and
expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same
beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the U S A ! Amen
AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH!!!!!
Thanks to "The Spider" for sharing this with me!
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!
Only it isn't HUMOR, it's the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If
you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends.
Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be
offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about
seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas instead of "Winter Festival."
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with
great respect, and always have.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and
you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and
expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same
beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the U S A ! Amen
AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN ENGLISH!!!!!
Thanks to "The Spider" for sharing this with me!
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